If you’re feeling a little bloated and gassy, you hold those farts in out of gentility. No? Just no? I can’t believe I even have to say this. Trust me when I say, women tend not to enjoy getting a mouthful of funk, so please be courteous and clean and preen before anyone gets intimate with your package.
You know, maybe clean up with little soap and water to get rid of any unsavory funk. That’s why it might even be a good idea to excuse yourself and take a couple minutes to check yourself before you whip out the goods. As the proud owner of a pair, you would know. Long story short: coming in her mouth without warning is risky, messy, and just not very nice, so please don’t do it.īall sweat is real. Think about it – maybe she’s not a swallower, maybe she gags at the smell and taste of jizz and will throw up all over your junk, or maybe her tongue is blocking her throat and your baby batter is going to come flying out her nose simply because her mouth is not ready to accept your glorious gift. Most men are guilty of committing this crime at least once in their life, so don’t even try to deny it. You know what’s worse for a woman giving a blowjob than a completely silent man? A man who blows his load without some kind of warning. Well, not anything - no yodeling, no animal sounds - you get the picture. So, you should probably say something – curse, moan, groan…anything. She’ll also think you’re kind of weird, because it’s very strange to keep totally silent during something that feels so good. If you stay completely silent while receiving a blowjob, your lady friend won’t know if she’s pleasing you, and she will probably feel a little discouraged. She’s giving you a blowjob you’re not having sex with her mouth.Īre you enjoying it? Do you hate it? Are you dissociating real hard and feel like you’ve returned to the void? SAY SOMETHING! Like Shakira says, hips don’t lie, but please contain yourself. I know, I know, it feels so good and you naturally want to gyrate your pelvis into her face. My dudes, please attempt to keep your hips still when you’re receiving a blowjob. Why? Because it’s feels way too fatherlike for something so sexual. You can rub your dog’s back, that’s cool, but don’t rub the back of a woman who has your dick in her mouth. If you think this doesn’t happen, you’re wrong. Don’t rub her back like a concerned parent
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